Ten Reasons to Play a Warlock
The first reason why should be first on this list,
We summon up demons with a flick of the wrist.
They obey our commands and fulfill every wish,
Like letting us win at Old Maid and Go Fish.
Number two in the rank is quite mean I'll admit,
Our curses and fears give casters a fit.
We blast them all day as they shiver and shake,
If we run low on mana they've lots we can take.
I think my favorite so far is the third reason why,
It's just too dang hard to get us to die.
Try as you might it's unlikely we'll fall,
If we start to get weak we'll Death Coil you all.
Number four is next so listen right up,
A great PvP pet is our Felhunter pup.
You might think that's not much and you'll soon be the winner,
Until you see all your spells he's having for dinner.
Should I mention the fifth, its not good, it's not great,
When asked by the group we can summon a mate.
If you beg us too much well start to get pissed,
And type in your name on our long ignore list.
Number six in the count keeps our gold in the bank,
We're not gear dependent like some poor hapless tank.
Your mounts cost a lot, 'bout a ninety gold fee,
I'm happy to say that our Felsteeds are free.
Number seven has arrived and it's finally here,
I've wrestled with this for almost a year.
Our Succubus pet makes the teen boys just whimper,
Beg all you want, I'm not going to pimp her.
Eight is up next, and I'll cover our gear,
Our epics are great, dissent I won't hear.
Our Robe of the Void is sure pretty neat,
Only issue I have is that I can't see my feet.
Nine after eight and it's merits I'll chime,
Don't look for a priest when it's group forming time.
Why heal your wounds when you start to get sick,
Our health and soul stones will work just as quick.
Ten is the last of a long fruitful list,
I'm sure that some of my points have been missed.
I know that the 'lock is the best in the game,
You can play something else, but that's totally lame.
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